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Men want cats....Woman want dogs

Wed Sep 30, 2009, 8:22 PM
  • Mood: Joy
  • Reading: Harry Potter
  • Watching: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • Playing: Nintendo 64
  • Eating: pizza...home made!
  • Drinking: blood.......yours
Why is it that when you ask someone about what they want in someone else (for a relationship) what they tell you they want and the people they end up dating are always polar opposites? It’s because they don’t really know what they want. They always end up with that plaything that looks pretty.

Well I have the answer for you…….This analogy will explain it all.

Men want cats….reasons
1. Men want something that they can love when they want to, but its not needy enough to want love all the time
2. They want something graceful and beautiful.
3. They want something quiet and sexy.
4. Men want something that needs them to survive but doesn’t want to be chained down.
5. Men want a creature that doesn’t necessarily mean commitment.
6. You can leave them for days at a time and they will not throw a fit.
7. Men want a pet that plays ruff but has a softer side and will lay next to them in silence.
8. Men want something that doesn’t ask for anything.
9. They want something that doesn’t need to be coddled.
10. In the end men are always chasing pussy.


Remember Never trust a man that likes cats!



Woman want dogs….reasons

1. Woman want something that will love them unconditionally.
2. We want something that will miss us when we’re gone.
3. And we have to have something we can train.
4. We have to have something playful that makes us laugh.
5. Something that loves to cuddle.
6. We need something that makes us feel special.
7. Something that doesn’t judge us and look down on us.
8. Woman want something cute that looks up to us.
9. We want something that we have to take care of.
10. Something that needs our love and attention .

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:thanks: so much April! .. :orange:

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